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Ask The Suniverse on FnS – Vol. 1 Edition 9

May 14, 2012 By admin 11 Comments

What is out Purpose for being on planet Earth - Ask the Suniverse on FnS
Dear Suniverse, 

What is our purpose for living on planet Earth?

Wondering,
There’s Got to Be a Point, Right?

 
Dear Pointy,

Of course there’s a point. If we weren’t on planet Earth, we’d be stuck on one of those ridiculously underpopulated and barren planets like Mars, where the monsters are and there is no carry out.

Here’s the thing:  Our point is to be. Be here. Be here now.  And enjoy it.  I know, I know, there’s a lot of misery and angst and pollution, and believe me, at 3:00am WHEN I WAKE UP EVERY GODDAMN DAY, it’s hard to keep my mind from whirring about crises both personal and universal [Did I forget to pay our car insurance? Do we have enough money to pay our car insurance? What happens if we end up like all those people whose health insurance premiums become astronomical and then end up with a debilitating illness that wipes us out financially and we have to move in with MY PARENTS? WHY DO WE NOT HAVE UNIVERSAL COVERAGE YET?]. More…

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Debt Collectors 101: The FDCA

May 1, 2012 By admin Leave a Comment

“It's the first of the month, so you know what that means: time to pay your bills! We're the creative team behind Debt Collectors, a new web series and parody of cop shows that follows the officers of the Federal Debt Collection Agency as they work … more...

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Marilyn Snodgrass; Stylist for the Dead – Jenn Dodd

April 30, 2012 By admin Leave a Comment

Some call her creepy but others simply call her misunderst- ... no, she's creepy. Marilyn Snodgrass is a dim-witted and adorably eerie beautician at the Astoria funeral home. Self appointed "fashion guru for the dead", Marilyn was asked to give a … more...

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K A B L O O E Y’s Dope of the Day – Bieber is no Reader

May 10, 2012 By admin 4 Comments

Justin Bieber just passed his high school equivalency exam, and apparently, he’s really stoked to be done. “At school, usually you have to do a lot of writing and reading. I'm really not into that stuff. I like to be out there.” Usually, … more...

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FnS Hot Shit Cinco De Mayo Salsa

May 5, 2012 By admin 2 Comments

Eat This! on Funny not Slutty – Real recipes, made real funny. by Heather Davis I would really like to be one of those chicks who gardens all spring and summer long and shares her bounty with neighbors and starving children. But, I’m not. … more...

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The Fifth Season – Pauline M. Campos

April 29, 2012 By admin 10 Comments

When I was a kid there were four seasons: Winter, spring, summer, and fall. Of course, Pluto was also still a planet which goes to show you how the times have changed. Want even more proof? Read the magazine covers while waiting in line at the grocery checkout or take a look at your tweet stream. Because we only watch Nick Jr. and PBS Kids in this house, I wouldn't know … more...

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Healthcare in America: Duct Tape, Super Glue and Mayo

April 26, 2012 By admin Leave a Comment

Maybe you’ve noticed -- good and cheap health care coverage ain’t so easy to come by these days. People will go to great lengths to find it or, more likely, work around it. My BFF is an insurance adjuster and as far as I can tell from her stories, people are getting more and more desperate every day to avoid the whole damned thing altogether. They either do nothing and … more...

MAKE IT like the Girlfriend Mom: Multitasking

MAKE IT like the Girlfriend Mom: Multitasking

April 25, 2012 By admin Leave a Comment

Is Sex Distracting? What are women really thinking about when they’re having sex? I suppose we’d like to believe that we’re thinking about whomever is on top of us, behind us, or under us. But we know different, don’t we ladies? Until recently, I’d been focusing on the laundry list of distractions; thoughts, images, or scenarios, that men might be … more...

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Janice Peppermill on Being Single – Jenn Dodd

April 24, 2012 By admin 1 Comment

OK, I'm pretty sure Jenn Dodd is making fun of me because I've written her about posting on okcupid. That's ok. Anything for a laugh...PS. I have a date with some okcupid dude Friday night. I'm sure it's gonna be great... Both tragic and hilarious, "Janice Peppermill" is a sexual beast. Known for her cones and strict diet of Zima and heartache. An optimist to the … more...

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