Face like a Bear's Ass – Dr. Dina Life Coach

Dr. Dina, Cougar Life Coach, dishing out some tough love gone bad in her advice column on Funny not Slutty.

bearded boyfriend
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I keep seeing men with big ass beards lately. I don’t want to date some dude who looks like Abraham Lincoln or Grizzly Adams. Am I being unfair?

I’m with you, sister. I cannot handle the explosion of men with Grandpa Walton long ass beards. Some styles from the 70s should be banned from returning and that includes beards, gauchos and leg warmers. Unfortunately, all three are back and punishing us again.

Here’s my thing about the Grizzly Adams beard: I live in NYC and see them on these Brooklyn hipsters trying to look like Mountain Men. First, you live in Brooklyn. Second, I’ve actually been to where Mountain Men live and I can assure you they are not skinny, tiny white men with bad hygiene. They are big burly dudes with big boots and trucks and tons of tools.

I guess we should count our blessings because these guys could be sporting the 70s porn star mustache.

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