Tiger Woods Top 10: Acts of Revenge for Elin

 

Tiger Woods Elin's Revenge

After recent reports that Elin Nordegren hopes to save her marriage with Tiger Woods, we’re not buying that she’s really ready to forgive and forget. So we asked a few of our funny friends what they would do if they were Elin.

What would you do? Add your answer as a comment below.

#10

Have sex with George Clooney.
- Jacki Schklar

 #9

She should get a job as a cocktail waitress, which are mostly what Tiger’s mistresses were, and then she should really put the “cock” and “tail” in cocktail waitress.
- Jessica Delfino

 #8

Dye her hair brown.
- Jessica Delfino

#7

Have her do endorsements for Tiger’s woods, using the smallest drivers possible…
- Marsha Morgan 

#6

Elin so needs to do a sex tape. Moms Gone Wild….and like wave wads of big bills all over because basically Tiger will be paying for her to be a ho.
- The Cougar Comedian

#5

Require Tiger to sing a non-stop marathon of the Sweedish pop hit sensation by ABBA, “Take A Chance on Me” until she really believes it.
- Leslie Goshko

#4

Move on. Let’s face it – Tiger’s not the only guy on the block who can get a “hole in one.”
- Jessica Delfino

#3

Send him a Strip-O-Gram at sex rehab.
- Blythe Jewell

#2

Play the back nine with Fuzzy Zoeller
- Blythe Jewell

and finally…
#1

Reveal that “Nordegren” is Swedish for “Careful. I have a Jewish lawyer on standby who could rip you a new hole-in-one.”
- Leslie Goshko

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