The Tea Party Express III: Just Vote Them Out! Tour
How do I join the tea party, you ask? Join the biggest Tea Party Express national tour to date. March 27, 2010, starting with Searchlight, NV (hometown to Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid) all the way to the White House in Washington, D.C. on April 15th. Tell Congress and the White House: “Enough letting facts get in the way of your prejudices!”
“You, the politicians in Washington, have failed We The People with your bailouts, out-of-control deficit spending, government takeovers of sectors of the economy, Cap & Trade, government-run health care, and higher taxes! If you thought we were just going to quietly go away, or that this tea party movement would be just a passing fad, you were mistaken. We’re taking our country back!” – http://www.teapartyexpress.org/home
#10 Reason to Join the Tea Party Express Tour
So caint nobody gawna keel my granny. Plus, It’s easier to spell “Tea Party” than “Republikan Commun Cense Consurvatives“.
#9 Reason to Join the Tea Party Express Tour
It’s something to do while waiting for the “Hee-Haw” marathon to start on TBS.
#8 Reason to Join the Tea Party Express Tour
You get to meet Lord Earl Grey in person, well almost. If it wasn’t for the pillowcase…
#7 Reason to Join the Tea Party Express Tour
Free Makeover from Sarah Palin at her new job at Merle Normans.
#6 Reason to Join the Tea Party Express Tour
You’re angry because the government keeps giving you all those Social Security checks and Medicare benefits.
#5 Reason to Join the Tea Party Express Tour
Might get lucky with Bristol Palin.
#4 Reason to Join the Tea Party Express Tour
You like hanging around other people who don’t know what a predicate is.
#3 Reason to Join the Tea Party Express Tour
So you can see 72 Ann Coulters in the afterlife.
#2 Reason to Join the Tea Party Express Tour
So that I can wear my Kentucky Derby hat more than once a year and shake my fist in the air whilst reading everyone else’s signs so I know what to chant.
#1 Reason to Join the Tea Party Express Tour
So that we can make abortion illegal in America and punishable by Death Penalty!
This Funny not Slutty by the Numbers tea party express blog was written by Mark Mocarski, Lori Wescott, Jessica Hinckle, Lakia Ross, Pat Alder and Ian Renga.
Gee… and here I was, missing out on all the fun. Coffee, anyone?
The main reason to join patriotic Tea Parties is that tea has just always been such a refined and patriotic beverage. Grown by gray Earls in picturesque hilltops in Darjeeling and other places that can be found on maps if not seen from our homes. Unlike coffee, which is raised by wetbacks with big hats and jackasses and smuggled in. Or vodka, about which the less said, the better.
I’m not talking about those elitist tea parties with pinky-point sipping, or those crazy ones where rabbits and Johnny Depp throw cups around. Don’t we all remember being little girls and having darling tea sets made of real porcelain by communists slaves in China? Leisurely afternoons serving imaginary pekoe to a witty, agreeable company of stuffed animals?
This is the way government should function. Sitting around talking civilized any stuffed mutt that gets too stuffy, you toss their tea in the nearest harbor until they get with the program. Tea helped make America strong, polite and tax-free and if that’s not reason enough for a party, I don’t have a clue what would be.
Cammy May Hunnicutt
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Palin and this tea party movement are out of their minds. They very need to stop acting like Obama is bringing the end of the planet upon us.
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Did it really take six of you to come up with this half chuckle almost funny drivel?
Seriously?