Bubble and Squeak: Short Cocktail History of My Summer Hook-Ups


This is the first installation of Bubble and Squeak, a Funny not Slutty food column by humorist Elizabeth Bastos.

The Short Cocktail History of My Summer Hook-Ups,
circa 1998

 

Tequila Shot

Frozen Margarita

Bar Peanuts

Tequila Shot

Frozen Margarita

Tequila Shot

Flaming Scorpion Bowl, very suggestively outfitted with two straws

Jalapeno Poppers

Nachos with Everything, including the vow I made to myself to be celibate forever; my last boyfriend was a jerk

Screwdriver

Screwdriver, screw being celibate

Do I want a Cuba Libre?

I do!

I want a Cuba Libre!

CUBA LIBRE!!!

Strong Cranberry Seabreezes behind the beach club

and Harvey Wallbanger

Tom Collins

Tom and Jerry

or was it Jerry and Tom

Several Mudslides

A complimentary coffee, thank you bartender

Guilt

Terrible Guilt

Terrible Irreversible Guilt: I could have been a successful dolphin trainer instead of this

Tequila Sunrise, rimmed with salt

Grog

Glugg

Shrub


FnS Food Columnist Elizabeth Bastos is a SAHM of two under five. She used to work in corporate and foundation relations, and before that, as a writer for the Museum of Science, Boston. Now she moonlights, writing, and in her free time, she cooks complicated French pastries to tempt her children into doing what she asks. http://www.goodybastos.blogspot.com/
http://twitter.com/ElizabethBastos

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