20 Cartoon Characters and What I’m Pretty Sure They Smell Like

by FnS columnist Blythe Jewell

1. Popeye








Occupation: Sailor
Smells like:  Spinach and sweat

2. Papa Smurf








Occupation:  Patriarch
Smells like:  Pipe smoke, porn shops

3.  Gargamel









Occupation: Shitty wizard
Smells like:  Cheap wine, kitty litter

4.  Rainbow Brite








Occupation:  Equestrian/child
Smells like:  Horse manure, Skittles

5.  Alvin and the Chipmunks









Occupation:  Musicians
Smells like:  A crack den, hookers

6.  Mickey and Minnie Mouse










Occupation:  Entrepreneurs
Smells like:  Latex, KY

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  1. AHAHAHAHA…..That is TOTALLY what I think the mystery machine smells like. Well all of that, and stale french fries.

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    right on…hilarious.

  4. i’ll never be able to watch any of these shows again. except for maybe rainbow brite.

  5. AWESOME, BEEJ. Can’t believe you included Captain Caveman. Didn’t know anyone else remembered that horror of childhood in the ’70s. What did they drink for breakfast?!

  6. I think I’m going to start using “scamp” as my occupation.

    “Hi, Alias Mother. Nice to meet you. What do you do?”

    “Oh, you know, I’m a scamp.”

    This is going to make work events a million times more enjoyable.

  7. Alias Mother — Should also make your IRS audit experience more… colorful.

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  9. Pretty sure Gargamel is on the sex offender registry. Just so you know.

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  13. Makes me want to snuggle up with Mr. Magoo.

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