20 Cartoon Characters and What I’m Pretty Sure They Smell Like


7.  Paddington Bear

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Occupation:  N/A
Smells like:  Newspaper, homeless people


8.  Raggedy Ann and Andy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Occupation:  Scamps
Smells like:  Barn animals, moonshine


9. George of the Jungle

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Occupation: Vine swinger
Smells like:  Animal hides, B.O.


10.  Captain Caveman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Occupation:  Cave dweller
Smells like:  Crazy


11.  The Little Mermaid

 

 

 

 

 

 

Occupation:  Sea Nymph/Hair model
Smells like:  Hair product, crabs


12. Wile E. Coyote

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Occupation: Hunter
Smells like:  Failure


13.  Richie Rich

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Occupation:  Rich bitch
Smells like: Cash, cocaine and Paris Hilton
 

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Comments

  1. AHAHAHAHA…..That is TOTALLY what I think the mystery machine smells like. Well all of that, and stale french fries.

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  3. psychobabbler says:

    right on…hilarious.

  4. i’ll never be able to watch any of these shows again. except for maybe rainbow brite.

  5. AWESOME, BEEJ. Can’t believe you included Captain Caveman. Didn’t know anyone else remembered that horror of childhood in the ’70s. What did they drink for breakfast?!

  6. I think I’m going to start using “scamp” as my occupation.

    “Hi, Alias Mother. Nice to meet you. What do you do?”

    “Oh, you know, I’m a scamp.”

    This is going to make work events a million times more enjoyable.

  7. Alias Mother — Should also make your IRS audit experience more… colorful.

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  9. Pretty sure Gargamel is on the sex offender registry. Just so you know.

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  13. Makes me want to snuggle up with Mr. Magoo.

  14. Nice!

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  16. Brilliant. I wonder how Robin copes when Batman smells like He-Man. Jealousy is hard on a sidekick, boy howdy.

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