20 Cartoon Characters and What I’m Pretty Sure They Smell Like

14.  Max and Ruby








Occupation:  Annoying bunny children
Smells like:  Old people

15. Fred Flintstone









Occupation: Construction
Smells like:  Dirty feet, faint odor of farts

16. He-Man










Occupation:  Prince, who happens to carry a “Power Sword”
Smells like:  The local gay bar

17.  Batman










Occupation:  Millionaire/super hero/tights model
Smells like:  He-man

18. Mr. Magoo










Occupation:  Old dude
Smells like:  Tobacco, peppermints

19.  The California Raisins









Occupation: Las Vegas Entertainers
Smells like:  Booze, strippers

20.  The Mystery Machine









Occupation: Sleuth transportation
Smells like:  Kibble, pot and pussy

Blythe Jewell is a wife, mom, sister, friend, writer/editor and professional-grade smart ass.  Her work has been featured in numerous publications both online and in print, and she’s won many awards in recognition of her tremendous talent, including an Oscar, a Pulitzer, the Nobel Peace Prize and a Daytime Emmy.  She also tends to lie a lot, and enjoys referring to herself in the third person.  Find her sometimes hilarious, always off-color, insanely unpopular blog at http://www.themusicalfruit.net/.  Also available for childrens’ parties.

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  1. AHAHAHAHA…..That is TOTALLY what I think the mystery machine smells like. Well all of that, and stale french fries.

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  3. psychobabbler says:

    right on…hilarious.

  4. i’ll never be able to watch any of these shows again. except for maybe rainbow brite.

  5. AWESOME, BEEJ. Can’t believe you included Captain Caveman. Didn’t know anyone else remembered that horror of childhood in the ’70s. What did they drink for breakfast?!

  6. I think I’m going to start using “scamp” as my occupation.

    “Hi, Alias Mother. Nice to meet you. What do you do?”

    “Oh, you know, I’m a scamp.”

    This is going to make work events a million times more enjoyable.

  7. Alias Mother — Should also make your IRS audit experience more… colorful.

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  9. Pretty sure Gargamel is on the sex offender registry. Just so you know.

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  13. Makes me want to snuggle up with Mr. Magoo.

  14. Nice!

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  16. Brilliant. I wonder how Robin copes when Batman smells like He-Man. Jealousy is hard on a sidekick, boy howdy.

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