Top 10 Reasons Vatooing is Better Than Vajazzling

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The FnS Vagina Trifecta – Bryce Gruber, Lizzy the Lezzy and Jessica Delfino have a new top 10 list just for you! Take a look at the top 10 reasons why the newest vajay-jay trend might knock vajazzling out of pretty pussy contention

Bryce Gruber at The Luxury Spot brings the new vatooing phenomenon to our attention.

#10 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:

So that someone can invent special “Scratch n sniff” vatoo paint!

#9 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:

You don’t have to wonder whether the missing crystal that came unstuck has found its way up somewhere it shouldn’t.

#8 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:

You don’t have to try and pronounce “Swarovski”

#7 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:

Because nothing says “you’re not fucking me the right way” like a little glow in the dark paint on your pussy.

#6 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:

Safety first: you won’t chip your tooth on a vatoo.

#5 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:

Because people don’t really like Jazz that much, including on vaginas.

#4 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:

 Because everyone thinks that vajazzling is trashy, where as tattoos, especially around the va JJ immediately connote class.

#3 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling: 

 Pubes growing out between the cracks of the crystals is a guaranteed cock blocker.

#2 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:

 Seeing a tattoo of someone else’s name on your vagina just makes a guy want it more.

#1 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:

Most women are already used to having an irritating, repetitive prick around their vaginas.

More links on Vatooing, Vajazzling and Vaginas:

 

Jessica Delfino is “The Joan Baez of the Vagina Song.”

http://www.completelybare.com/ - they take care of the hair down there

Lizzy the Lezzy, Animated Lesbian Standup Comedy

More vajazzling and vagina humor on funnynotslutty.com

Comments

  1. you wont chip your tooth! muahaha hilarious.

    Do you guys do guest posts on your web site? I’d love to contribute but the email thing you have set up wont work on my computer…

  2. haha…I just bought some Halloween-themed temporary tats for a buck at Target…now I know exactly what to do with them!

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