Slutty but Funny – Things that make me go buh-gah

by Natalie Wall

Clown Porn Humor

1. Female Overexcitement:
When I get excited I eat fast and when I eat fast, I vomit in my mouth : /

2. The phrase “Bowel Movement”:
Can you just say poop? Seriously. Can you?

3. ABC family movies:
Emma Robertson as a blonde whore? Really, ABC family? Really? I thought your movies were supposed to be realistic with good moral values for young adults. Like, “The Secret Life of the American Teenager” or “Pretty Little Liars” now those are shows that just get me.

4. Snooki’s party-bump:
I swear to God, she’s hiding a balloon full of heroin up there. Well that, and a dildo.

5. Sober sexting:
It’s all fun and sex when you’re drunk. But, I once had a guy literally say he was going to rape me via a sober text, well maybe he did ”I’m going to rape you” it was something along the lines of “I’m going to screw you until you’re begging me to stop, but… I won’t.” Wait…what…?

6. Fat people having sex:
Gary and Amber from Teen Mom. Guh…no picture needed for that.

7. Old people driving:
They just look icky behind the wheel.

8. Theresa’s from “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” hairline.
Seriously, she looks like a gorilla..an angry one.

9. Political Correctness:
Oh, I’m sorry did I just offend you, Ann Coulter? I’ll shut up once you cover your penis shaped wenis. There I said it.

10. Clown Porn:
Does that even need an explanation? Look it up.

Natalie Wall likes to think she is a female comdian but the reality is she is unemployed college graduate living with her parents. If she’s not writing in her blog, Awkward Sex and the City,  she’s spraying vanilla icing on a mini donut or thinking of ways to kill Dora from Dora the Explorer. Help her, humor her and fall in love with the pale pasty princess straight out of Compton (not really).

Comments

  1. That Amber chick from Teen Mom needs a little less testosterone coursing through her veins.

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