Top 7 Reasons Why You Should Always Leave Comments – Blythe Jewell

by Blythe Jewell

Note from Editor:
I felt that a good way to encourage commenting on FnS would be to publish a post about the importance of supporting fellow contributors. Naturally, I selected Blythe Jewell because of her mastery of the English language, fame and esteem, and …Who are we kidding? Blythe is just
a great big giant comment whore. So who better to threaten encourage us to contribute comments more often?

7. Every time you read a blog but don’t comment, a puppy dies.











6. If you don’t comment, your people will revolt and your government will be overthrown.















5. The governor of Wisconsin hates two things: lurkers and collective bargaining rights.








4. Studies have shown that people who don’t leave comments are 76% more likely to contract gonorrhea.











3. Rush Limbaugh? Total lurker.






2. Abraham Lincoln never left comments, and look how HE ended up.









1. If you don’t comment, Darth Vader will choke you with his mind.







Blythe Jewell is a wife, mom, sister, friend, writer/editor and professional-grade smart ass.  Her work has been featured in numerous publications both online and in print, and she’s won many awards in recognition of her tremendous talent, including an Oscar, a Pulitzer, the Nobel Peace Prize and a Daytime Emmy.  She also tends to lie a lot, and enjoys referring to herself in the third person.  Find her sometimes hilarious, always off-color, insanely unpopular blog at  Also available for childrens’ parties.


  1. Saving puppies since 2008.

  2. This is why I ALWAYS leave comments.

    I even sit up all night, strapped to a commode ala Hoarder’s Style, so that not a single published post slips by.

    Serious bidness.

  3. I don’t have anything to add to this, except that I was I afraid to not leave a comment.



    What you said!

  4. This. Is. Awesome!!!

  5. Not the puppies…not Honest Abe…
    But Darth Vader…

    I am your “comment” faaaaatthhhhaaaahhhhh

  6. Because I don’t want to end up like good ol’ Abe… HI :) Oh, and this is brilliant!

  7. I always try to leave comments, unless I’m just tapped out. But I’ll try even harder now! :-)

  8. I’m leaving a comment now…. Gonorrhea….scary.. ;D
    It’s a fun article :)

  9. I love this post! I love this blog! Please follow me back to my blog!

    What? You didn’t specify what kind of comments….

  10. Sweet Jaysus, in the name of all things that are holy, please people LEAVE COMMENTS…SAVE THE PUPPIES!LMFAO!!!!

  11. Maybe it’s gonorrhea, not Oxycontin, that keeps Rush rushing back to the hospital. At least, I’m not the one with gonorrhea.

  12. I will take number 4, that would imply I am having sex.

  13. This is great.

    Whew. Glad I commented today! ;-)

  14. Great post…and I’ll comment on every single thing I see forever if it keeps me from being associated with Rush Limbaugh :)

  15. I usually don’t comment, but I’m now starting to see the error of my way!

  16. I find that there are too many puppies in the world. However, I will comment to avoid an STD.

  17. Eh, that puppy looks like an asshole.

    I’m willing to risk it.

  18. Wow. You’re good. You totally scared Marinka into leaving a comment on my site. And look at me! Commenting on your post! Because gonorrhea is no joke.

  19. I think I just saved another puppy. This is the main reason I comment

  20. I also heard if you don’t leave a comment you will wake up naked in your bathroom past out-hence why Charlie Sheen is NOT a winner!

  21. It worked, it worked, it worked! Ahhhh!!!!

  22. I’m perfectly capable of leaving a comment. See? I just prefer to keep all my thoughts inside and then explode on strangers on the subway.

  23. Leaving comments is stupid.

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