Ryan Gosling in Drive – Kristen Carney






by Kristen Carney


A woman is suing the movie Drive for not living up to its trailer. She said that based off of the trailer, she expected it to be more like the movie Fast and the Furious. Personally, I’d sue a movie for being like Fast and Furious. If she wanted Drive to be like Fast and the Furious, I have some serious questions about her mental state and also if she has anything other than Ed Hardy in her wardrobe.

I will, however, agree that Drive was kind of boring. I get that whole “artsy, hipster” thing it had going on. But, if I hadn’t drank coffee before, I probably wouldn’t have made it past the first seen with Carrie Mulligan and her gangster hoop earrings.

Save yourself $12 and watch as I reenact the whole movie, with my best Ryan Gosling face and all.


  1. I would actually pay $12 to watch Ryan Gosling do nothing but stare back at me for two hours.

    I could pretend we were actually in a relationship.
    …Kind of like what I do every day anyway.

  2. Bravo. I think you should do this with Black Swan, too, because that movie was SO BORING I wanted ot start watching network tv instead.

  3. The last time I went to the movie theater was to see Judy Moody, and I did fall asleep! Then again, I can barely make it through a 22 minute sitcom. Thanks for the cliff notes version!

  4. Oh, man, you made me laugh.

    I want more movie reviews like this.

    And Black Swan?

    2 1/2 hrs of hell.

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