When you look at the foam of a Pumpkin Spice Latte, you can see the Virgin Mary. And Christ. And Satan. And they all get along.
Craigslist Missed Connections: “I saw you on the train drinking a Pumpkin Spice Latte. I got an erection. For the latte.”
My brother lost his leg in a shark attack. They replaced it with a Pumpkin Spice Latte.
Pumpkin Spice Lattes are made of poets’ tears.
Christopher Columbus wanted to name his ship The Pumpkin Spice Latte. Instead, it’s what he adopted as his drag name.
Pumpkin Spice Lattes can pay their way through college with themselves.
Engaging in direct eye contact while drinking a Pumpkin Spice Latte makes time travel possible. It may also cause internal bleeding.
The national debt has been reduced 15% because of the Pumpkin Spice Latte.
5 out of 6 bear attacks occur over Pumpkin Spice Latte. The 6th bear was already dead.
The Dalai Lama will go ape shit on you for a Pumpkin Spice Latte.
Whenever a Pumpkin Spice Latte spills, the terrorists win.
Leslie Goshko is a Manhattan Monologue Slam Champion, recipient of the New York Fringe Excellence Award, and host of the monthly storytelling series, Sideshow Goshko (Time Out New York “Critics’ Pick”). Her stories and comedy writing have been featured on Sirius XM, WNYC, NY Metro “Funny Page”, and her one-woman show, Vodka Shoes, played to rave reviews as part of the New York Frigid Festival. She’s also pretty proud to have performed in Hairspray on Broadway. http://www.ohmygoshko.com/