Hello Gorgeous Readers of Funny-Not-Slutty!
SRSLY is back and we’re so excited to share the first of our ALL-NEW videos with you! It’s called JUICE.
Both of us have experimented with juice cleansing in the past and it always goes the same way – you start out feeling great, confident that after three days of liquids you will emerge a healthier, more Gwenyth-like person!!!! Then, 48 hours later, you’re equally confident that you’re going to die alone in a puddle of melty kale. Ch-ch-check it out!
ALSO – we’re thrilled to announce that we will be hosting the first-ever SRSLY. LIVE! at Webster Hall on July 12th at 8PM.
You’ll get to see all the newest SRSLY vids before they hit the internet, plus amazing stand up from:
* Justin Shanes (Late Night With Jimmy Fallon)
* Annie Lederman (The Daily)
* Joe Pera (MTV Comedy Showcase)
* Emmy Blotnick (Late Night With Jimmy Fallon)
We’ll also be showcasing the musical stylings of the incomparable :
And giving away prizes from:
* Drybar (Bomb-ass Blowouts)
* Tenoverten (The fanciest of all fancy lady nail salons)
* Liddabit Sweets (ZOMGCANDY!!)
* Uber (The private driver you can text — you WILL feel like Anne Hathaway.)
Tickets are just $10 (Less than a movie, ladies!), and we can’t WAIT to see you there.