Not quite sure what to do with that inappropriate swear word collage? Wondering who would appreciate cuddling a penis pillow? Unsure about how to best showcase your talent for making vagina cupcakes?
Craft Whores, bitches.
Funny not Slutty is a proud sponsor of the World’s Greatest Most Inappropriate Crafting Contest. Starting September 13th through September 17th, you can link up your inappropriate craft at The Bearded Iris and The Suniverse and enter to win some amazing prizes, including crafting supplies, naughty crafts, and gift cards to your favorite purveyor of good vibrations.
Your talents will be judged by an impressive roster, including:
 Bad. Ass. Jen from The Next Martha. Witty, pretty, and wise. A crafter, Sarcastic, and A great dancer. |
 She’s a doll. Truly. Kathy from Crafty Chica. Awesome in so many ways in so many media. A crafter, A writer, and Sweet as pie. |
 Writes what you feel. Robin Plemmons from Balls to the Wall, Y’all. Who knows how to bring it, An artist, A writer, and So giving. |
The only rule is that you need to have created this yourself – no stealing things off the internet. Don’t be a tool. MAKE a tool.
So, get crafting, people. Funny not Slutty is urging you to do your civic duty and make the world a better, more tawdry place.
You do NOT want to miss out on this.
SO. Awesome!
SWEET! Thank you so much for sharing our inappropriate contest! Craft Whores and FnS…we go together like peanut butter and lubricating jelly!
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