Suburban Haiku ~ Peyton Price

cami photoThe funny ladies
age much better than the sluts
and get less TDs.

Dress code addendum:
extra coats of mascara
do not count as clothes.

It is nice weather
but not wifebeater weather,
Mom in spike heel boots.

Women of the burbs:
If it’s sold with underthings
wear it under things.

Consider cleavage
before showing up at school.
So, is this enough?

tiny Copy of Ladies First 9x12 finalPeyton Price is the author of the petty and poignant Suburban Haiku Series. You can find her (always appropriately dressed) on Twitter – @suburbanhaiku, Facebook – /suburbanhaikubooks, and


  1. Amen! And bravo. :)

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