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FnS News – Pizza and Wings and Chocolate Chip Cookies Edition

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010

FnS Publisher, Jacki Schklar

by Jacki Schklar

Let’s start a new thing, shall we? It will be full of new stuff, like FnS happenings and fellow Funny not Sluttie’s upcoming events and recent accomplishments and latest gossip. But not your current weight loss spreadsheets, ok? I don’t want to hear anything about what you ate today unless it’s something yummy and fattening. I know it’s like a trend to become accountable through pathetic cries for attention social media posting your fucking diet lifestyle change and all.  But I’d rather have cybersex with this guy than read your calorie and fiber intake counts for the week on Facebook.

 Loveinthedumps

I was a part of another “first” recently, as the premiere Saturday Interview on Love in the Dumps.   That’s correct. A site for dysfunctional daters has chosen me as their flagship interview.  I talk about a topic I’m an expert on, which is meeting strange men on the internet. Rebound Rick, Sci-Fi Guy, and who can forget the Fur Trooper? Read and learn.

Iraqi Jackie

Iraqi Jackie

Everybody loves Iraqi Jackie, our favorite blogging U.S. soldier! I have some great news about Jackie! She has just returned home safe and sound after over a year of service overseas. This was her 2nd tour of duty. Let’s give her a great big virtual welcome home hug and thank you, shall we?

Do you have some Funny not Slutty news? Post it in the comment section here, or send to jacki@southernjewishprincess.com or post it in our Community.

20 Cartoon Characters and What I’m Pretty Sure They Smell Like

Monday, July 26th, 2010


by FnS columnist Blythe Jewell

1. Popeye

 

Occupation: Sailor
Smells like:  Spinach and sweat


2. Papa Smurf

Occupation:  Patriarch
Smells like:  Pipe smoke, porn shops


3.  Gargamel

 

Occupation: Shitty wizard
Smells like:  Cheap wine, kitty litter


4.  Rainbow Brite

 

Occupation:  Equestrian/child
Smells like:  Horse manure, Skittles


5.  Alvin and the Chipmunks

Occupation:  Musicians
Smells like:  A crack den, hookers

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Bubble and Squeak – Harvard Beets

Thursday, July 8th, 2010

harvard beets

Bubble and Squeak is a Funny not Slutty food column by humorist Elizabeth Bastos.

There is a recipe for beets in The Joy of Cooking called “Harvard Beets.”  Beets  are not an Ivy League food; mizuna is, microgreens are, a coulis of frambois sauvage is, as is anything served in a terrine.  I’d be disappointed if my money and my kid were going to Harvard for $50,000 or one billion dollars or whatever tuition is and received the following text: Hi Mom. Go Crimson! BTW beets for dinner, again.

The closest anyone in my family may get to paying full-freight to Harvard is Harvard beets, so I made them just to get ever that much closer. I told the kids, “These beets will make you smart so that you will go to Harvard and become cardiologists and support me in my old age.”
“What about strong, Mom? I want to be strong.” My 5 year old son said.
 “I want to be a princess.” said my 3 year old daughter. (more…)

Meet The Funny not Slutty Advisory Board

Wednesday, July 7th, 2010

I have received emails and social media comments almost daily about how much you love Funny not Slutty. Jewish guilt is really kicking in, because I cannot take half the credit. We have an Advisory Board who design, promote, code and well…advise. Meet the Funny not Slutty Advisory Board and say hello.
-  Jacki Schklar, Funny not Slutty Publisher   

shellie schmals

Shellie Schmals

Shellie Schmals

Shellie Schmals is known for partnering and producing shows with eclectic
genres of local and national actors, comedians, dancers, filmmakers,
musicians, artists, DJs, hooligans and even THE BLUES BROTHERS. Venues
Shellie has performed & partnered with include: The Tabernacle, Eyedrum,
DooGallery, Niche Gallery, The Laughing Skull Lounge, Sideline Lounge, Plaza
Theatre, The Punchline, Actor’s Express, Mason Murer Fine Art, Drunken
Unicorn and Lenny’s Bar. She’s thrilled to be a Funny not Slutty. By day,
Shellie is Director of Development & Public Relations at ARTPAPERS. By night,
she performs improv weekly at Relapse Theatre, where she is also
the Director of Community Affairs.   

stephanie manley

Stephanie Manley

Stephanie Manley

Stephanie Manley has operated one of the Internet’s most popular recipe
websites for over 15 years. CopyKat.com features recipes that taste just
like they came out of the restaurant, but she creates recipes so you can
recreate these dishes at home, and no one can tell the difference.
Stephanie is also the author of CopyKat.com‘s Dining Out in the Home. In
addition to CopyKat.com Stephanie has put together websites for some local
charities, and is the organizer of Houston Food Blogger group. Stephanie
loves to share both recipes and creative ideas for making an impression
online.   

Lakia Ross

Lakia Ross

Lakia Ross

Lakia Ross is a graphic designer in Atlanta, Georgia. She is married to
educator/animator Tony Ross and recently celebrated the arrival of her daughter, Isabella. Lakia enjoys problem-solving, reading, shoes, playing Final Fantasy, making jewelry, shoes, single malt whiskey, knitting, sewing, tedious housewifery, shoes, miniature schnauzers, and eating Kashi blueberry waffles with copious amounts of butter and syrup. Visit Lakia’s website: lakiarosscreative.com.   

jimmylee smith

Jimmylee smith

Jimmylee Smith

Jimmylee Smith is a photographer, songwriter, actor and indie movie maker as well as corporate software engineer, including: BellSouth Online, IBM call centers, and Turner’s GameTap.com. http://www.jimmyleeandcompany.com/ is a portal to his various websites.

Bubble and Squeak – Doggy Bag

Friday, June 18th, 2010

Doggy Bag

 Bubble and Squeak is a Funny not Slutty food column by humorist Elizabeth Bastos.

I am afflicted by what I call “ordering remorse.” It’s buyers remorse, but in a restaurant, with the food on my plate looking meh and he food on your plate looking fabulous. I get jealous. How did you know to order the lamb au jus with petit pois coulis? I didn’t understand a single word in the sentence our waiter used to describe it, except I believe petit pois means pea, in French, and “jus” sounds like juice, but it could be justice. (more…)