Top 10 Reasons to Vajazzle Your Vaj on Funny not Slutty!
Jennifer Love Hewitt shared her love for vajazzling on Lopez Tonight and now everyone wonders if vajazzling is for them. Two writers who have established their authority on vajazzled vajayjays here and here have come together on Funny not Slutty with the authoritative list of reasons to vajazzle! Where else but on FnS would Ruth Selwyn of Lizzy the Lezzy animated Lesbian standup fame and Bryce Gruber, Born again Virgin Editor of The Luxury Spot come together for you?
10. You want to disguise your crotch acne and that pesky ingrown issue needs to be covered.
9. Your tits sag and you need to divert attention.
8. Because this is the only bling you can talk him into buying you.
7. You want to impress your OBGYN (Shout out to Dr. Finkelstein in NYC).
6. You want to rejuvenate your aging muff.
5. Vajazzling is mom’s best friend. You want to dress your vag for the video of birth of your baby. Covers c-section scars too!
4. It’s been so long since you had sex, your vajayjay is hungry for ice cream on Saturday nights, too.
3. You know your lover’s wife doesn’t vajazzle.
2. You like to go against current trends.
…and the #1 reason to vajazzle…
1. You’re romantically involved with Governor Paterson and you need something reflective to catch his attention (and the crystals double as braille).
For more about vajazzling and vaginas:
TheLuxurySpot.com’s Bryce Gruber gets Vajazzled The Video!
Vajazzling: How to vajazzle your Vajayjay like Jennifer Love Hewitt! by Lizzy the Lezzy
My Pussy is Magic by Jessica Delfino
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