Saturday Morning Cartoons on FnS 11.12.11

 

Best Canadian Love Song Ever – Megan Lent

I’m something of a sensitive singer-songwriter. I’m a “voice of a generation” kind of person. I started singing on a tour of the House of Representatives last summer, and I’m not going to say that my voice caused John Boehner and Nancy Pelosi to set aside their partisan differences and make sweet, passionate love on Harry Reid’s desk, but I’m also not going to say that it didn’t happen, either. Here I let out my truest emotions and declare the one thing that I really, truly want — a Canadian. To fuck. – Megan Lent

 

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Ask The Suniverse on FnS – Vol 1 Edition 3

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FnS Interviews – GIRLS OF RELAPSE 2012

relapse theatre calendar

GIRLS OF RELAPSE 2012 ~ CALENDAR LAUNCH PARTY + TALENT SHOWCASE
R.S.V.P. HERE (or just tell them how hot you are for them)
**Interviews with calendar girls below**

THE BREAST COMEDY NIGHT IN ATLANTA!!  *STANDUP*IMPROV*SONG*DANCE*
Thursday, November 10th, 2011
Red Carpet Pre-Party: 8PM
Talent Showcase: 9PM
DJ Dan Weeks: 11PM – close
FREE!!!!

$15 Calendars – One Night Only Special!! (Regular Price $20) Get yours autographed by all the girls!!

 

Miss December – Kristi Oliver


What is your best feature?

I’d have to say the little folds of skin that live where my arm pit and breast meet. They are innocently involved in a meeting of parts that simply have more power. It’s important to notice them because they are being pimped out in a sense.

Who is your biggest Relapse Theatre crush?
Well, since Hoyt and FrogPie are gone now, I’d have to say Kellan’s balls. Most people just envy them from afar, I, however, want to love them.

What makes you giggle?
Hot Dogs. Nothing is more delightful than a weiner trapped between a bread vagina.

What makes you wiggle?
Crabs. I once thought I had crabs and started wiggling.

 

Miss August – Caroline Allen [Read more...]

Saturday Morning Cartoons on FnS 11.05.11

See Saturday Morning Cartoons on Funny not Slutty every weekend. You can make a submission and share your favorites …And get a link credit! Boys can play, too. Read more about making submissions here – http://funnynotslutty.ning.com/forum/topics/submit-your-faves-fns-saturday-cartoons?xg_source=activity
 

Jeannie Cartoon Intro
 

 
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Star Trek Parody – Carol Burnett

Carol Burnett doing Captain Kirk impression = Priceless.

 

True Facts About Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte

Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte

Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte

by Leslie Goshko

When you look at the foam of a Pumpkin Spice Latte, you can see the Virgin Mary. And Christ. And Satan. And they all get along.

Craigslist Missed Connections: “I saw you on the train drinking a Pumpkin Spice Latte. I got an erection. For the latte.”

My brother lost his leg in a shark attack. They replaced it with a  Pumpkin Spice Latte.

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The Misadventures of AWKWARD Black Girl

 Awkward Black GirlThe Misadventures of AWKWARD Black Girl is wildly popular comedy web seriescreated by Director/Writer/Editor/Actor Issa Rae. ABG has everything you could want in a comedy. It’s all about an awkward woman and her awkward friend, an annoying suiter and a cute Black guy, a cute White guy… It’s no wonder that ABG fans scream for new episodes.   

 

Our Halloween episode gives a special shout-out to all of those women who put hours of time and creative effort into their costumes, only to be overshadowed by a hot, slutty pussycat. We get you. [Read more...]

Kablooey’s Annual Halloween Guide Part II

Click here for Kablooey’s Part I

 

Oxymoronic Costumes I Found Online:

 

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Because serious mental illness is hawt.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. Sexy Straight Jacket
2. Sexy Skunk
3. Sexy Sea Turtle
4. Sexy Watermelon
5. Sexy Statue of Liberty

 

K A B L O O E Y’s Halloween Pet Peeves:

 

1.    Designers of every costume listed above.  Just because you cut the Willie Wonka costume off at the crotch doesn’t mean you’ve created “Sexy Willie Wonka.”   [Read more...]

Kablooey’s Annual Halloween Guide Part I

An Illustration of How Costume Companies Devise Their Ideas:

 

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