Mothers Day 2014 from Caryn Ruby & Drunk Girl – You Dun’ Know…

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A video to honor all unrecognized mothers from Femur Comedy.

 

PS, I’m over the whole acting drunk shtick thing but this one was actually well written.

‘Twas the Diet Before Christmas… ~ Alexandra

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This was my plan for this year’s season of gluttony. Something I proudly came up with by myself. It’s called pre-weight losing, patent pending.

My idea was to hit the Foodtober holiday months down 10 pounds, to be at my fighting weight… ready to fight the inevitable weight gain of parties, gatherings, food events and 500 calorie drinks. Enter the ring swinging, get it? Not exit it arms whirling as I try to wrangle my ass into clothes that fit just fine in October but not the months of Foodtober.

It really bugs me to have a big butt for the sole reason I hate wearing clothes that are uncomfortable. That’s the only reason right there. The binding seams, the zippers digging into my flesh, the buttons leaving their imprint down my stomach so I look like Frankenstein. I just can’t deal with the discomfort. And having nothing to wear drives me crazy. And so does not being able to find anything to buy to wear. I mean, at my pre-foodtober weight there are things to wear, but the after holiday bloat weight… nope. After the 18 months it’ll take me to lose these ten pounds that it took ten minutes to put on, I’ll find stuff… but now, what designer wants me advertising their wares across these buns? “Hey! Dying to look like this? Buy our pants!!” I don’t think so.

Also on the list of my weight gain peeves is the way I look like I shoved a pillow down the back of my pants, like I used to do in high school. Except this time I’m not doing it for laughs. My kids think I am and pull out the camera, “Mom! You’re so funny! Let me get this on film!” Turn around and knock over that lamp again!,” but um no, kids… there really is no pillow back there. [Read more...]

That Doesn’t Make Sense ~ Whitney Avalon

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Well-meaning parents try to teach their daughter about different religions…

Whitney Avalon is a television and stage actor, probably most recognizable for appearances on The Big Bang Theory, Days of our Lives, Ikea Heights, and a boatload of commercials including a ‘controversial’ Cheerios spot this year.

http://whitneyavalon.com/

How to Survive the Office Christmas Party from The Awkwardista

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It’s the holiday season again and you know what that means. It’s time for gift giving, merriment, and the office Christmas party. Spending eight hours with your co-workers five days a week isn’t enough. Now you have to dedicate a few of the precious hours you spend away from the office to them in the form of an awkward social event.

Making it through the potential catastrophe known as the office Christmas party isn’t as difficult as it may seem. Just follow my advice.

Dress up. It’s Christmas. It’s time to show your holiday cheer by wearing that reindeer sweater you bought on clearance last year. [Read more...]

Anal for Christmas ~ Kill The Band

 

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Well, it’s KILL THE  BAND’s first single from the new EP Happy Ending. The whole album is available for digital download everywhere you can buy music (iTunes, Amazon, Rdio, Spotify).

This punk cabaret rock album emphasizes humor and explores several music genres. “Punk-rock has a three way with rap and comedy while musical theater jerks off in the corner…” The hard copy is available at www.KILLYTHEKID.com

 

4 (More) Web Series to Watch – Party Girl Edition

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‘Tis the season! Here are four more web series that were submitted in 2013, all with episodes about partying. To submit your series, email FnS publisher Jacki Schklar with “FnS web series” in the subject line.

Drunk Girls In Heels

Drunk Girls In Heels is a fabulous web series, and also a live show (playing Dec. 5 and 19 in NY). In ep Day Drink Jen is worried about drinking and accomplishing her to do list, but the gals teach her that partying is no hindrance to everyday activities.

Good Intentions

Cynthia had a rough day, so Carmen tries to make her the perfect “bad day cure” drink…with Good Intentions, of course.

Bad Nannies [Read more...]

Gift Them What They Deserve ~ Your Holiday Hostess Gift Guide from The Suniverse

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Unless you’re a complete misanthrope, you’ll probably be headed somewhere at some point during the upcoming holiday season. Whether you’re with friends or family, you’ll want to take something along to show your appreciation for being invited and also to show that you’re not a complete piker.

But what to take?

That’s a question that is fraught with minefields, and it seems like no one has a good answer. Too cheap, and you look insulting. Too much, and you look like a braggart. It’s a thin line, and drinking steadily from Halloween until Valentine’s Day doesn’t make navigating it any easier.

Until now.

Because I want to help alleviate your stress, and because I am a giver, here is The Suniverse’s Holiday Gift Guide. It’s a foolproof list of what to take as a gift wherever you are going. It’s divided by age and relationship, like science classifications, so you can rest assured that the information is tested and true. What are you waiting for? Take a look and get started!

Your parents

YOUNG:
Nothing. You’re still a kid in their eyes.

NOT-SO-YOUNG:
A home-baked goodie, or a reasonable facsimile.

REALLY-NOT-SO-YOUNG:
Nothing. You’ve been a great disappointment. They expect nothing of you, so you can just deliver.

Your in-laws / partner’s parents [Read more...]

Fall Breakers – Lady Products

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We went on a weekend trip to Vermont last month and were doing a lot of clichéd autumnal activities.  Our friend Brian, who plays the scarecrow-man in our video, kept cracking us up saying, “Faaaaaall Break” like James Franco does in Spring Breakers. We are all big fans of the movie and think it brings up a lot of really important questions about feminism and sexuality in particular. We thought it would be fun to take that one step further! It also turned out to be a great excuse to eat pie with our hands. – Lady Products

What Your Halloween Costume Says To the World Infographic – K A B L O O E Y

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K A B L O O E Y

K A B L O O E Y is a 47 year old non-practicing filmmaker who lives with Phineas at an undisclosed suburban location. Their three kids are Moochie (6), Lonzie (20) and The Big Puppy (22). She (who am I kidding, I’m writing this myself) tweets @kblooey and has two goals: 1) To make creative work a central part of my life, and 2) To keep my family from needing the services of the Supernanny.

 

Halloween Hoodrat HO Feat. Leah McKendrick

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It’s Halloween and the sluts walk the earth… P.S. We actually love sluts.

http://leahmckendrick.com