Shades FnS Interview by Slutty but Funny (Natalie Wall)

Let’s get real, women of America. You want a book that will make all your lady-parts tingle in unexplainable ways? Oh wait… You actually do want a book that makes your lady-parts tingle in unexplainable ways? I thought that’s why they invented Youporn.com. People still read porn? Gross.

Anywho, I was lucky enough to sit (in front of my computer) and converse with author Court Burback (via e-mail) about her latest e-book, “A Coupla Shades of Taupe.” It’s got sex, it’s got intrigue, and VD. It’s got a shit ton of VD!

Download her book IMMEDIATELY and read my interview with this lovely lady…

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Jade Catta-Preta – 16 and Pregnant

Jade Catta-Preta is adorable guesting on the Kevin Nealon Show produced by Laugh Factory.

Kimberly McBride: RAW IMPRESSION

 

Kimberly McBride

This interview with PunkWeb filmmaker Kimberly McBride was published on the old FnS site in July of 2008 and Kim was my first audio interview. There is no intro because I was just recording our conversation to write up later. But the real audio as too interesting to pass up so Kim gave me permission to upload it. Audio player is below:

JS: What you do is not necessarily parody, and it’s not always comedic. How do you categorize it?

KM: Homage in art. And I try to make it semi-funny, though it’s challenging sometimes working alone with no instant feedback. I do everything from the idea, to the set design, the makeup, the acting, the directing, and the editing. My solo work is a bizarre process. Working with other people is much more fun…I put my soul into my homage work. [Read more...]

FnS Guest Editor – PENNY POLLAK


PENNY POLLAK is a NYC writer/performer. Her solo play No Traveler received glowing reviews in this years Frigid Festival and will be featured in 59 E 59 St. Theater’s East To Edinburgh before she flies it to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in August. For the past three years she’s hosted Penny’s Open Mic at UNDER St. Marks Theater.  An ANYTHING Open Mic for all artists of any kind featured in New York Magazine and Backstage.com. She is a pillar in the NYC underground comedy community. http://www.pennypollak.com/ http://pennysopenmic.com/

Killer Kelly Dwyer
Every time I see Kelly perform it’s like it’s for the first time. Flawlessly manipulating her material and movements to connect with the audience. One of the funniest woman I’ve ever watched; she has an unreal talent to take serious dark subjects and make them hilarious while still being true to the subject matter.

Scout Durwood
Absolutely one of my favorite funny not slutty women to watch. Not afraid to be lewd, gross and very gay. With stage presence to spare she has any audience in the palm of her hand. Creative, charming and so versatile Scout does it all and will keep you laughing and in love the whole time. [Read more...]

Victoria Jackson is going to have a new web series!

Politics. Comedy. Religion. Oh, and Love. The Victoria Jackson Show. Coming Soon.

 

Will you be watching Victoria Jackson’s new websweries? Do you want to be on it?

Let us know, leave a comment!

FnS Interviews – GIRLS OF RELAPSE 2012

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GIRLS OF RELAPSE 2012 ~ CALENDAR LAUNCH PARTY + TALENT SHOWCASE
R.S.V.P. HERE (or just tell them how hot you are for them)
**Interviews with calendar girls below**

THE BREAST COMEDY NIGHT IN ATLANTA!!  *STANDUP*IMPROV*SONG*DANCE*
Thursday, November 10th, 2011
Red Carpet Pre-Party: 8PM
Talent Showcase: 9PM
DJ Dan Weeks: 11PM – close
FREE!!!!

$15 Calendars – One Night Only Special!! (Regular Price $20) Get yours autographed by all the girls!!

 

Miss December – Kristi Oliver


What is your best feature?

I’d have to say the little folds of skin that live where my arm pit and breast meet. They are innocently involved in a meeting of parts that simply have more power. It’s important to notice them because they are being pimped out in a sense.

Who is your biggest Relapse Theatre crush?
Well, since Hoyt and FrogPie are gone now, I’d have to say Kellan’s balls. Most people just envy them from afar, I, however, want to love them.

What makes you giggle?
Hot Dogs. Nothing is more delightful than a weiner trapped between a bread vagina.

What makes you wiggle?
Crabs. I once thought I had crabs and started wiggling.

 

Miss August – Caroline Allen [Read more...]

The Misadventures of AWKWARD Black Girl

 Awkward Black GirlThe Misadventures of AWKWARD Black Girl is wildly popular comedy web seriescreated by Director/Writer/Editor/Actor Issa Rae. ABG has everything you could want in a comedy. It’s all about an awkward woman and her awkward friend, an annoying suiter and a cute Black guy, a cute White guy… It’s no wonder that ABG fans scream for new episodes.   

 

Our Halloween episode gives a special shout-out to all of those women who put hours of time and creative effort into their costumes, only to be overshadowed by a hot, slutty pussycat. We get you. [Read more...]

FnS Interview – Aubrey Anderson-Emmons of Modern Family

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Meet 4 year old, Aubrey Anderson-Emmons, the new Lily on Modern Family. You have heard of Modern Family, right? The hottest family sit-com in existence?  Well, it just so happens that Aubrey’s mom, Amy Anderson, is a Funny not Slutty. Amy was kind enough to ask Aubrey my interview questions, and promises these are real answers. Don’t miss the two videos after the jump, and you can keep up with Aubrey and Amy at http://www.funnyyellowmom.blogspot.com/.

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Your show Modern Family just won 5 Emmys. What is an Emmy? –  I don’t know what’s an Emmy!! (Amy: It’s an award.) I want to win an Emmy! Do I get to have an Emmy?!

Is it hard not to laugh when you shoot funny scenes? How do you keep from laughing? –  Yeah. It’s hard. I sit down, but they say not to sit down. Why do they say that?

Your character Lily has two dads, what do you think that would be like in real life?  - No, I want to have THREE daddies!

What do you think are the funniest things in the world? –  Taylor! (her friend from school)

If you could be the star of any film or TV show you wanted, what would you be in? – MODERN FAMILY!!!

Your Mom is a comedian and actress, do you think she is funny? – No!

 
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A Seeming Eternity With Andy Rooney

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(The following partial transcript of Andy Rooney’s final 60 Minutes appearance was leaked to Funnynotslutty.com. The segment will be broadcast on October 2nd, 2011.)

 

Tick… tick… tick… tick….

BYRON PITTS: So Andy, you were quoted some years back as saying you’d only leave the show if you “dropped dead.” What made you change your mind?

ANDY ROONEY: Well, I’ll tell you, Ed…

BR: It’s Byron.

AR: What?

BR: I’m Byron Pitts.

AR: You’re not Ed Bradley?

(Pitts shifts uncomfortably in his chair.)

BR: No. Ed Bradley died, actually, in 2006. I’ve been here for years. I won an Emmy.

AR: I thought you shaved your beard and took off that cockamamie earring.

(Rooney rips off his mic and storms off, yelling as he goes.)

AR : Get me Morley Safer. Where the hell is Safer? You stick him on an ice floe and push, like you did to Mike Wallace?

(The show cuts abruptly to commercials. When it returns, Morley Safer has replaced Byron Pitts.)

MORLEY SAFER: Andy Rooney began his career as a war correspondent in 1943. He later joined the 60 Minutes family, where he started “A Seeming Eternity With Andy Rooney” thirty-three short years ago. He’s brought the same irascible wit to topics such as rap music, paper clips, and the disappearance of phone booths as he did to covering the German army’s march down the Champs-Elysées. On that sad note, here is Andy Rooney. And his eyebrows. [Read more...]

Tig Notaro FnS Interview

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Tig Notaro is most well-known as “Officer Tig” on Comedy Central’s THE SARAH SILVERMAN PROGRAM. In previous years, Tig played “Rhoda” on the ABC sitcom IN THE MOTHERHOOD (with Megan Mullally and Cheryl Hines), “Leigh-Roy” on Comedy Central’s critically acclaimed DOG BITES MAN (with Zach Galifianakis), and had her own half-hour special, COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS TIG. She has also performed on NBC’s LAST COMIC STANDING, ABC’s JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE, NBC’s LAST CALL WITH CARSON DALY, ABC’s COMICS UNLEASED and Comedy Central’s PREMIUM BLEND.

Tig’s debut album “Good One” is available at iTunes and Amazon (there is a free sample track I recommend on that link) and you can also go to www.tignotaro.com for more Tig stuff. See Tig perform at The Caledonia Lounge this Thursday, August 25, in Athens, GA. You can listen to episodes of Tig’s podcast Professor Blastoff and follow Professor Blastoff on twitter.


Your CD Good One, which is hilarious, debuted at #2 in the US and #1 in Canada. And you were immediately #4 on iTunes Comedy top 10. Can you believe it?

i really can’t. and to celebrate, i went mansion shopping immediately.

You used to be a music/concert promoter, and have done some singing on Funny or Die. Can we expect any Tig music CDs anytime soon?

well, i’ve heard a rumor that taylor dayne would like to work with me someday, so ideally, we’ll be doing a duet album together.

You are often in lineups or podcasts where you are the only female. What’s that like? [Read more...]