We went on a weekend trip to Vermont last month and were doing a lot of clichéd autumnal activities. Our friend Brian, who plays the scarecrow-man in our video, kept cracking us up saying, “Faaaaaall Break” like James Franco does in Spring Breakers. We are all big fans of the movie and think it brings up a lot of really important questions about feminism and sexuality in particular. We thought it would be fun to take that one step further! It also turned out to be a great excuse to eat pie with our hands. – Lady Products
Beverly Sparks Ramajones’ Campaign for President. Or something.
Marié Lake’s Excess Hollywood Indiegogo Campaign
Hi Funny Not Slutty ladies. It’s Marié Lake, host of Excess Hollywood. After watching one too many obsequious interviews by Billy Bush gushing over Suri Cruise, I decided to launch some web sketches and the first incarnation of Excess Hollywood, set in Palmdale, California was born with Jeremy Miller (Growing Pains) as my co-host. Now we are launching a full-blown web sit-com with my character Beverly Sparks-Ramajones joined by Brian Kiley (Conan writer) and Drew Doege (the infamous Chloe Sevegny sketches on the web). If you love celebrities, parody and celebrity-obsession please contribute. If you don’t but want a cameo, contribute bigger — we love nepotism in Palmdale. In any case, thanks for watching!
To contribute: http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/excess-hollywood–2
Janet’s Missed Connection
Janet Silverman is, in fact, a brilliant actor and writer but this is a true story. Names have NOT been changed to protect the innocent. Hopefully people can really relate to this experience, laugh at her insecurities, and share this like crazy so that Janet can find her Prince Charming and/or future murderer!
SERIOUSLY. If you know British Daniel: imbritishdaniel@gmail.com
#britishdaniel
To be continued…
5 Ways To Celebrate Your Mess This Summer on the Fringe ~ Mallory Schlossberg
Sponsored by Molly Marjorie Rosenblatt Needs A Man (And Other Stuff)
So, we’re we’ll into the thick of summer (and that sounds disgusting), and well into half of 2013. If 2013 has not been going according to plan – didn’t lose those ten pounds? Haven’t found a husband/significant other/pet to alleviate your loneliness? Haven’t kicked your wine for dinner habit? Instead of beating yourself up, why not CELEBRATE it?
1. Go to your favorite bar in your sweatpants. OWN IT.
2. Eat an entire bag of pita chips because IT IS DELICIOUS.
3. Skip the workout for a shopping work out.
4. Delete your OK Cupid profile even though you haven’t met anybody. YOU’RE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOURSELF.
5. Make an entire dinner out of the microwave. Carcinogenic? Maybe. Delicious? Potentially? Easy? YES.
http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/molly-marjorie-rosenblatt-needs-a-man-goes-to-fringenyc
There’s an ENTIRE MUSICAL this summer in NYC dedicated to celebrating your mess and not having it together. It’s at the NY International Fringe Festival. For more info, be sure to follow Molly on twitter (@MMRNeedsAMan), like her on Facebook, and check out www.mmrneedsaman.com.
Mallory Schlossberg is a writer and performer living in New York. Her original one woman musical “Molly Marjorie Rosenblatt Needs A Man (And Other Stuff)” has been performed multiple times at The Magnet Theater. For more of her musings, visit www.schlossed-by-mallory.tumblr.com, and follow her on twitter @malloryschloss.
Poor Girls Morning Routine Part 2 – Mirra Laes
Continued from Part 1
Face washed: meh. SPF lotion on: maybe. Unibrow deconstruction attempt: Ugh. Okay, now I’m ready for makeup. The first makeup item is foundation, I don’t use that primer crap and I’m not entirely sure what that is all about either. This foundation is probably the exact color my face was at least three months ago and the only application method is swooping my finger in the mini tub and rubbing it between my hands and then aggressively attacking my face. I have no cotton balls or special brushes ….maybe someday I’ll have a nice looking container with a fancy black and white lace design, with some gold too, and will keep all my super soft makeup brushes in it and that will be all its used for. At this time my hands are now covered with the foundation and I usually find an old towel or “something” to wipe them on.
On to the blush! The blush consists of a small compact that contains its own little cheap black brush with a cracked lid that often falls off. Also I don’t remember when I bought it, like, at all. Swoop Swoop, and I’m done with that step. This is the point where I may put my glasses back on to find my coffee cup and chug it. I also might put on some chap stick, Burts Bees, in case you were wondering. Glasses back off and I reach for my eyeliner so I don’t look like I’m 13 years old on this particular day. I’ve got to get the eye liner on before the coffee shakes begin and after the hangover shakes end. Currently I don’t even have the right color because I accidently grabbed grey instead of black at my local Walgreens because I was in a hurry BECAUSE I probably had some cheese to eat at home or something, and grey is like a shitty black that just looks shitty. [Read more...]
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