Best Canadian Love Song Ever – Megan Lent

I’m something of a sensitive singer-songwriter. I’m a “voice of a generation” kind of person. I started singing on a tour of the House of Representatives last summer, and I’m not going to say that my voice caused John Boehner and Nancy Pelosi to set aside their partisan differences and make sweet, passionate love on Harry Reid’s desk, but I’m also not going to say that it didn’t happen, either. Here I let out my truest emotions and declare the one thing that I really, truly want — a Canadian. To fuck. – Megan Lent

 

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Saturday Morning Cartoons on FnS 11.05.11

See Saturday Morning Cartoons on Funny not Slutty every weekend. You can make a submission and share your favorites …And get a link credit! Boys can play, too. Read more about making submissions here – http://funnynotslutty.ning.com/forum/topics/submit-your-faves-fns-saturday-cartoons?xg_source=activity
 

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Star Trek Parody – Carol Burnett

Carol Burnett doing Captain Kirk impression = Priceless.

 

The Misadventures of AWKWARD Black Girl

 Awkward Black GirlThe Misadventures of AWKWARD Black Girl is wildly popular comedy web seriescreated by Director/Writer/Editor/Actor Issa Rae. ABG has everything you could want in a comedy. It’s all about an awkward woman and her awkward friend, an annoying suiter and a cute Black guy, a cute White guy… It’s no wonder that ABG fans scream for new episodes.   

 

Our Halloween episode gives a special shout-out to all of those women who put hours of time and creative effort into their costumes, only to be overshadowed by a hot, slutty pussycat. We get you. [Read more...]

New Crop of Comediennes Combine Funny Bones with Banging Bodies

 Jenn Dodd and Annie Solstad respond an article on FoxNews.com, “New Crop of Comediennes Combine Funny Bones with Banging Bodies”.

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FnS Interview – Aubrey Anderson-Emmons of Modern Family

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Meet 4 year old, Aubrey Anderson-Emmons, the new Lily on Modern Family. You have heard of Modern Family, right? The hottest family sit-com in existence?  Well, it just so happens that Aubrey’s mom, Amy Anderson, is a Funny not Slutty. Amy was kind enough to ask Aubrey my interview questions, and promises these are real answers. Don’t miss the two videos after the jump, and you can keep up with Aubrey and Amy at http://www.funnyyellowmom.blogspot.com/.

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Your show Modern Family just won 5 Emmys. What is an Emmy? –  I don’t know what’s an Emmy!! (Amy: It’s an award.) I want to win an Emmy! Do I get to have an Emmy?!

Is it hard not to laugh when you shoot funny scenes? How do you keep from laughing? –  Yeah. It’s hard. I sit down, but they say not to sit down. Why do they say that?

Your character Lily has two dads, what do you think that would be like in real life?  - No, I want to have THREE daddies!

What do you think are the funniest things in the world? –  Taylor! (her friend from school)

If you could be the star of any film or TV show you wanted, what would you be in? – MODERN FAMILY!!!

Your Mom is a comedian and actress, do you think she is funny? – No!

 
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Listen to Your Mother Open Call for Cities

 

 Wendi Aarons reading from her work at Listen to Your Mother Show, Austin, 2011.
www.listentoyourmothershow.com

Listen to Your Mother, an organization of accomplished writers who just happen to be mommies, is seeking 3 or 4 new cities to join their line-up of Austin, NYC, Madison, NW Indiana and Spokane in 2012.

If you have interest in bringing LTYM to your city in 2012, see details here and email LTYM National Director Ann Imig, and she will send you more information about the process of hosting/directing/producing an LTYM show. Ideal LTYM local director/producers are those with both real life and online community connections, combined with a huge desire to do the show. Applications are due October 26th.

Monique Madrid Settles for the Sea

 

 

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Ryan Gosling in Drive – Kristen Carney

 

 

 

 

 

by Kristen Carney


 

A woman is suing the movie Drive for not living up to its trailer. She said that based off of the trailer, she expected it to be more like the movie Fast and the Furious. Personally, I’d sue a movie for being like Fast and Furious. If she wanted Drive to be like Fast and the Furious, I have some serious questions about her mental state and also if she has anything other than Ed Hardy in her wardrobe.

I will, however, agree that Drive was kind of boring. I get that whole “artsy, hipster” thing it had going on. But, if I hadn’t drank coffee before, I probably wouldn’t have made it past the first seen with Carrie Mulligan and her gangster hoop earrings.

Save yourself $12 and watch as I reenact the whole movie, with my best Ryan Gosling face and all.

Urban Bicycling While Female – Beth Stelling

I’m having my first bout with “editor’s block” since I started FnS in 2008. Pretty sure it’s attributed to working on the new version of the site and not being able to concentrate on the current. After watching 30 minutes of videos that were a complete waste of time, I wrote Elizabeth McQuern who produces awesomeness in the form of shows and videos. She shared this tidbit, which is perfect for us. Thanks, Elizabeth!

I tend to call a lot of the quirky comedy out of Chicago like what Elizabeth McQuern produces, ”alt comedy” but she says not to call it that. So I’ll just call it funny.

https://www.facebook.com/chicagoundergroundcomedy and @ChUComedy on twitter