by FnS columnist Blythe Jewell
1. Popeye
Occupation: Sailor
Smells like: Spinach and sweat
2. Papa Smurf
Occupation: Patriarch
Smells like: Pipe smoke, porn shops
3. Gargamel
Occupation: Shitty wizard
Smells like: Cheap wine, kitty litter
4. Rainbow Brite
Occupation: Equestrian/child
Smells like: Horse manure, Skittles
5. Alvin and the Chipmunks
Occupation: Musicians
Smells like: A crack den, hookers
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