by FnS columnist Blythe Jewell

1. Popeye

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Occupation: Sailor
Smells like:  Spinach and sweat




2. Papa Smurf

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Occupation:  Patriarch
Smells like:  Pipe smoke, porn shops




3.  Gargamel

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Occupation: Shitty wizard
Smells like:  Cheap wine, kitty litter




4.  Rainbow Brite

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Occupation:  Equestrian/child
Smells like:  Horse manure, Skittles




5.  Alvin and the Chipmunks

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Occupation:  Musicians
Smells like:  A crack den, hookers

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