Funny or Die Presents: Rugrats

 Every 90’s child thought it, but now we have proof. That Angelica chick was one cold-hearted bitch. Filled with deception, manipulation and cold-blooded murder, get ready 90’s generation for the greatest validation of our television consuming childhood existence that we all know and miss so much. Fuck that I-Carly bullshit, and buy your tickets in advance for the first (of which I hope to be many) live action Rugrats movie. With a star-studded cast, including Alia Shawkat, Mae Whitman, Michael Angarano and Nathan Barnatt, your childhood memories will never be the same.

 

Slutty but Funny

Natalie Wall likes to think she is a female comedian but the reality is she’s a NYC girl trying to make it big. If she’s not writing in her blog, Awkward Sex and the City, she’s spraying vanilla icing on a mini donut or thinking of ways to kill Dora from Dora the Explorer. Help her, humor her and fall in love with the pale pasty princess straight out of Compton (not really).

20 Cartoon Characters and What I’m Pretty Sure They Smell Like

by FnS columnist Blythe Jewell

1. Popeye

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Occupation: Sailor
Smells like:  Spinach and sweat


2. Papa Smurf

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Occupation:  Patriarch
Smells like:  Pipe smoke, porn shops


3.  Gargamel

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Occupation: Shitty wizard
Smells like:  Cheap wine, kitty litter


4.  Rainbow Brite

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Occupation:  Equestrian/child
Smells like:  Horse manure, Skittles


5.  Alvin and the Chipmunks

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Occupation:  Musicians
Smells like:  A crack den, hookers

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