by: Linda Roy
Music by: ABBA
Lyrics by: Linda Roy
From the Urban Dictionary:
Commando: Not wearing any underpants. “I’m goin’ commando today!”
This is a delicate subject. It’s a little bit TMI, but I trust FnS readers… Some of you parents out there must have gone through it with your kids at some point. You must have! Okay, here’s the thing. My young son “M” has rug burn issues. I mean my gawd, how many pairs of Star Wars Underoos do we have to go through before he finally puts all this…behind him? I’m at my wits rear end, people. He goes through so many pairs that I can’t keep up with the laundry. It gets to where I’m out buying extra packs of skivvies to fill his daily undergarment quota.
Yesterday the drawer was empty.
Without making the brief pilgrimage to Target, I was screwed. I was left with no choice but to tell him he’d need to go commando.
M: What’s commando? Is that like GI Joe? [Read more...]