Tiger Woods Top 10: Acts of Revenge for Elin

 

Tiger Woods Elin's Revenge

After recent reports that Elin Nordegren hopes to save her marriage with Tiger Woods, we’re not buying that she’s really ready to forgive and forget. So we asked a few of our funny friends what they would do if they were Elin.

What would you do? Add your answer as a comment below.

#10

Have sex with George Clooney.
- Jacki Schklar

 #9

She should get a job as a cocktail waitress, which are mostly what Tiger’s mistresses were, and then she should really put the “cock” and “tail” in cocktail waitress.
- Jessica Delfino

 #8

Dye her hair brown.
- Jessica Delfino

#7

Have her do endorsements for Tiger’s woods, using the smallest drivers possible…
- Marsha Morgan  [Read more...]

Face like a Bear's Ass – Dr. Dina Life Coach

Dr. Dina, Cougar Life Coach, dishing out some tough love gone bad in her advice column on Funny not Slutty.

bearded boyfriend
photo by imoto

I keep seeing men with big ass beards lately. I don’t want to date some dude who looks like Abraham Lincoln or Grizzly Adams. Am I being unfair?

I’m with you, sister. I cannot handle the explosion of men with Grandpa Walton long ass beards. Some styles from the 70s should be banned from returning and that includes beards, gauchos and leg warmers. Unfortunately, all three are back and punishing us again.
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His Cheating Ways – Dr. Dina Life Coach

Dr. Dina, Cougar Life Coach, dishing out some tough love gone bad in her column on Funny not Slutty.

I think my boyfriend is cheating on me but I’m not sure. I don’t want to confront him if I’m wrong. My friend told me that I should hire a PI.

 

I know one thing- you don’t need to hire a PI if you want to get the dirt on your significant other. The great thing about the internet is it allows us to spy on loved ones and do things that would have been completely inappropriate in the past.  Sure, it’s a complete violation and if he finds out, you are toast, but knowlege is power.

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