GIRLS OF RELAPSE 2012 ~ CALENDAR LAUNCH PARTY + TALENT SHOWCASE
R.S.V.P. HERE (or just tell them how hot you are for them)
**Interviews with calendar girls below**
THE BREAST COMEDY NIGHT IN ATLANTA!! *STANDUP*IMPROV*SONG*DANCE
Thursday, November 10th, 2011
Red Carpet Pre-Party: 8PM
Talent Showcase: 9PM
DJ Dan Weeks: 11PM – close
$15 Calendars – One Night Only Special!! (Regular Price $20) Get yours autographed by all the girls!!
Miss December – Kristi Oliver
What is your best feature?
I’d have to say the little folds of skin that live where my arm pit and breast meet. They are innocently involved in a meeting of parts that simply have more power. It’s important to notice them because they are being pimped out in a sense.
Who is your biggest Relapse Theatre crush?
Well, since Hoyt and FrogPie are gone now, I’d have to say Kellan’s balls. Most people just envy them from afar, I, however, want to love them.
What makes you giggle?
Hot Dogs. Nothing is more delightful than a weiner trapped between a bread vagina.
What makes you wiggle?
Crabs. I once thought I had crabs and started wiggling.