Eat This! on Funny not Slutty – Real recipes, made real funny.
by Natalie Wall
If there is anything that brings the children scampering around the holiday garbage can fire, it’s Holiday Crystal Meth and Crack Rocks. One of my personal favorites holiday treats, based purely on its sugar addiction factor and quick preparation time.
Holiday Crystal Meth
1. One local Wal-Mart/CVS/Bottom Dollar
2. One pair of scissors
3. One hammer
4. Plastic candy dish-preferably holiday related
5. 4 Bags of rock candy
First you will need to locate your local Wal-Mart or other fine discount retailers. Once that task is completed, step out of your car/bike/public transportation of choice and locate the candy aisle or as I like to call it, “The Impending Type-2 Diabetes” aisle. Grab at least 4 bags of rock candy. I usually buy at least 8, but that’s based solely on my low blood sugar and lack of self-respect.
Next, locate the self-checkout lines. No one needs to see this moment. [Read more...]