Elin Nordegren’s Nike Ad by Kimberly McBride

Elin Nordegren’s Nike Ad

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Tiger Woods Top 10: Acts of Revenge for Elin

 

Tiger Woods Elin's Revenge

After recent reports that Elin Nordegren hopes to save her marriage with Tiger Woods, we’re not buying that she’s really ready to forgive and forget. So we asked a few of our funny friends what they would do if they were Elin.

What would you do? Add your answer as a comment below.

#10

Have sex with George Clooney.
- Jacki Schklar

 #9

She should get a job as a cocktail waitress, which are mostly what Tiger’s mistresses were, and then she should really put the “cock” and “tail” in cocktail waitress.
- Jessica Delfino

 #8

Dye her hair brown.
- Jessica Delfino

#7

Have her do endorsements for Tiger’s woods, using the smallest drivers possible…
- Marsha Morgan  [Read more...]