The names of the drugs for birth control for women make me want to hurl with their fake happy Disney princessy-ness like names, “Yazmin” or the gettin’ down to business-ness names like “Lo Lo Errin.” And, since I’m perimenopausal and, I shit you not, out of my mind, I have to take something, I suggest the following:
Climacteric
Wymmin
Whynnnin
‘Ncryin
NoLubridownthere
Vajayawn
Es-tro-gone
Progestergroany
Chinhair
Crone
Sisterwife
Grandma Moses
Throwthetoasteroutthewindow
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