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Announcing ~ Bad Valentine Short Short Essay Contest Winners!

February 1, 2012 By 8 Comments

Enter the Funny not Slutty Thank you to all our contest participants and to Flytrap for sponsoring the Fns Bad Valentine Short Short Essay Contest!

EVERYONE’S a WINNER! Buy a GOOD VALENTINE from Flytrap using order code BADVALENTINE for 15% off Valentine items. Expires February 15.

My judging process was to rate essays from 1-10 in funniness (it’s a word because I say so) and quality of writing. I added the two numbers for final scores. Here are the results and winning entries:

 

1st Place – Dusty Earth Mother

1st Prize Flytrap Package: A Flytrap Card, a Sticky, a Littles and a (gasp) Boink Journal!

2nd Place – Amy Pannell

2nd Prize Flytrap Package: A Card and some Littles!

Honorable mentions – KiKi, Becca and Jotter Girl

 

1st Place – Dusty Earth Mother

“Bad Valentine”. A sonnet by Wilhelmina Shakespeare.

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art just as sweaty and akin to the hairy-backed man at thy community pool. [Read more...]

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Bad Valentine Short Short Essay Contest – Sponsored by Flytrap

January 24, 2012 By 25 Comments

 valentines-contest

Why should you enter the FnS short “Bad Valentine” short essay contest?!?

  • You could win 1st or 2nd prize from Flytrap Greetings & Gifts.
  • Your entry could be featured with the top 5 essay submissions on FnS in February.
  • Because bitching about past Valentines is fun.
  • And don’t forget everybody’s favorite…revenge on your ex!

 Prizes:

1st Prize Flytrap Package: A Flytrap Card, a Sticky, a Littles and a (gasp) Boink Journal!

2nd Prize Flytrap Package: A Card and some Littles!

Rules and Writing Criteria: [Read more...]

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