FnS Top 20 List ~ 2011

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Here are the most viewed posts from 2011 content on Funny not Slutty for the entire year. There is a lot of good stuff that did not make the list such as most of our “Victoria Jackson for President on FnS ” campaign that so many funny women contributed to. And let’s give a round of applause for ALL our columnists and contributors.

Some great posts were overshadowed because they just did not happen to do well in social media. What were your favorite posts from this year? What would you like to see more of on FnS in 2012?

  1. The Misadventures of Awkward Black Girl
  2. In Defense of Slutty Halloween Costumes – Slutty but Funny (by Natalie Wall)
  3. Ask the Suniverse on FnS Vol. 1 Edition 4
  4. Kablooey’s Annual Halloween Guide Part II
  5. Top 35 Worst Sex Names – Slutty but Funny (by Natalie Wall)
  6. Kablooey’s Annual Halloween Guide Part I
  7. John Travolta: A Timeline – Megan Lent
  8. #occupyanthropologie – Laura Burns
  9. Why I Love Christopher Hitchens – Jacki Schklar
  10. FnS Interview – Aubrey Anderson-Emmons of Modern Family
  11. Memoirs of My America – Lunchroom Angst
  12. Memoirs of My America – Penny for a Peanut Butter Twist
  13. See Something Say Something Shoot with Killer Killy Dwyer - Sara Gaddis
  14. Why The Brownie Leader Hates My Guts – K A B L O O E Y
  15. EAT THIS! Santa’s Reindeer’s Scat – Elizabeth Bastos
  16. Kid Still Life – Elizabeth Bastos
  17. 5 Things I Will NOT Be Doing on Valentine’s Day to “Please My Man” – Blythe Jewell
  18. American H.O.A.R by “Victoria Jackson” (by Traci Foust)
  19. REVENGE ITALIANO – Lucia Brizzi
  20. Notes From Your Drunk Grandma: Halloween (by Noa Gavin)

 

The Real Housewives of South Boston – Christmas Special

 


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The Real Housewives of South Boston come together for a special Christmas episode, featuring t-shirts, a ‘Stankee’ swap and turkey.  The ladies wish you at Funny not Slutty, yours and everyone’s personal savior Tom Brady a wicked Merry Christmas. We love you all. Go PATS!!!
- The Real Housewives of South BostonCreator/Co-writer Jessica Eason

Slutty but Funny – 80′s Fashion. It’s Back.

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Ladies, it is time. It is time for us to admit that the 80’s are back and it looks so damn good. On men, that is. (Step away from the crimper, Sarah.)

So yes, I’m talking to you, good sir, with the glorious Tom Selleck mustache.

And yes, you, Mr. Strong legs, rocking the bright red shorty-shorts. You say the length of the shorts helps with your endless cross-country training? Sure it does. But it helps me get through those cold and lonely nights, so you wear those bad boys all you damn well please. [Read more...]

I Enjoy Being a Girl (With the Exception of the Annoying Bits)

 Chicktionary-Book

by Anna Lefler

Author of The CHICKtionary:
From A-Line to Z-Snap, the Words Every Woman Should Know 

Ah, womanhood.  Just when you think you’ve got your game on, society – or your body – steps in and changes the rules. 

It’s the perfect weekend for a romantic beach getaway?  Not according to your uterus. 

Your boyfriend is totally over his ex?  Really?  Let’s have a look in that coffee cup cabinet.

New gauchos for casual Friday?  Um, we’re not doing that anymore.

Is there no end to the uniquely female annoyances we must face on a daily basis?  Apparently not.  On the upside, at least we have someone to talk to about these indignities:  each other.  And, because the bulk of the female experience is common to all women, we don’t have to waste time explaining ourselves.

However, if we did try to explain the challenges of womanhood to, say, a non-native speaker, the definitions might go something like this: [Read more...]

Star Trek Parody – Carol Burnett

Carol Burnett doing Captain Kirk impression = Priceless.

 

Why I Love Christopher Hitchens – Jacki Schklar

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photo: www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2007/12/ hitchens_slideshow200712#slide=1

I publish a comedy site by women for women, so from time to time I get emails regarding the infamous 2007 Vanity Fair article Why Women Aren’t Funny by esteemed orator and journalist Christopher Hitchens. In it, Hitchens enlightens us that through the necessity of protecting our species, and because we actually harness more power and intelligence than men, and also because we’re pretty, women are not as funny as males. That is, unless we’re “hefty or dykey or Jewish, or some combo of the three.” The inquisitive parties who contact me asking about this article are sometimes budding young female comedians, sometimes Woman’s Studies majors, but most often they are budding young female comedian Woman’s Studies majors. They ask whether I have seen the essay and want to know, “What should we do about it?” They are enraged, appalled and exasperated. My answer is not quite what they expect. You see, I love Christopher Hitchens. And I think you should, too. [Read more...]

Kablooey’s Annual Halloween Guide Part II

Click here for Kablooey’s Part I

 

Oxymoronic Costumes I Found Online:

 

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Because serious mental illness is hawt.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. Sexy Straight Jacket
2. Sexy Skunk
3. Sexy Sea Turtle
4. Sexy Watermelon
5. Sexy Statue of Liberty

 

K A B L O O E Y’s Halloween Pet Peeves:

 

1.    Designers of every costume listed above.  Just because you cut the Willie Wonka costume off at the crotch doesn’t mean you’ve created “Sexy Willie Wonka.”   [Read more...]

Notes From Your Drunk Grandma: Halloween


Well, you dirty trollops, it’s that time of year again. The time of year you feel entitled to hang your lady goods out on display and parade around asking for The VD like Nuns ask for The Communion.

No, no, not Tuesday afternoon, you insolent Jezebel.

I’m talking about Satan’s Day, dear. Something you’re probably too damn familiar with: Halloween. Pass Nana the tequila; she’s going to need something stronger than rosé to set your generation straight. [Read more...]

The Real Housewives of South Boston

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New Crop of Comediennes Combine Funny Bones with Banging Bodies

 Jenn Dodd and Annie Solstad respond an article on FoxNews.com, “New Crop of Comediennes Combine Funny Bones with Banging Bodies”.

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