New Approved Drugs for The Perimenopausal ~ Elizabeth Bastos

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The names of the drugs for birth control for women make me want to hurl with their fake happy Disney princessy-ness like names, “Yazmin” or the gettin’ down to business-ness names like “Lo Lo Errin.” And, since I’m perimenopausal and, I shit you not, out of my mind, I have to take something, I suggest the following:

 

Climacteric

Wymmin

Whynnnin

‘Ncryin

NoLubridownthere

Vajayawn

Es-tro-gone

Progestergroany

Chinhair

Crone

Sisterwife

Grandma Moses

Throwthetoasteroutthewindow

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Healthcare in America: Duct Tape, Super Glue and Mayo

cheap health care coverageMaybe you’ve noticed — good and cheap health care coverage ain’t so easy to come by these days. People will go to great lengths to find it or, more likely, work around it. My BFF is an insurance adjuster and as far as I can tell from her stories, people are getting more and more desperate every day to avoid the whole damned thing altogether. They either do nothing and try to wish the problem away, or they rely on home remedies – which are scientifically proven to do jack shit.

Here are some favorites, as they are filed away in my mind:
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