The FnS Vagina Trifecta – Bryce Gruber, Lizzy the Lezzy and Jessica Delfino have a new top 10 list just for you! Take a look at the top 10 reasons why the newest vajay-jay trend might knock vajazzling out of pretty pussy contention.
Bryce Gruber at The Luxury Spot brings the new vatooing phenomenon to our attention.
#10 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:
So that someone can invent special “Scratch n sniff” vatoo paint!
#9 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:
You don’t have to wonder whether the missing crystal that came unstuck has found its way up somewhere it shouldn’t.
#8 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:
You don’t have to try and pronounce “Swarovski”
#7 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:
Because nothing says “you’re not fucking me the right way” like a little glow in the dark paint on your pussy.
#6 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:
Safety first: you won’t chip your tooth on a vatoo.
#5 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:
Because people don’t really like Jazz that much, including on vaginas.
#4 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:
Because everyone thinks that vajazzling is trashy, where as tattoos, especially around the va JJ immediately connote class.
#3 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:
Pubes growing out between the cracks of the crystals is a guaranteed cock blocker.
#2 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:
Seeing a tattoo of someone else’s name on your vagina just makes a guy want it more.
#1 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:
Most women are already used to having an irritating, repetitive prick around their vaginas.
More links on Vatooing, Vajazzling and Vaginas:
Jessica Delfino is “The Joan Baez of the Vagina Song.”
http://www.completelybare.com/ - they take care of the hair down there
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