Funny not Slutty by the Numbers, by Blythe Jewell
Dictionary.com’s definition of haute couture:
1. high fashion; the most fashionable and influential dressmaking and designing.
2. the fashions so created.
3. the leading dressmaking establishments in the world of fashion, considered collectively.
MY definition of haute couture:
2. what the– ?
1. The Spiky Fan Thingy Outfit
I totally wore this to work last week. Felt really good about myself until the plant lady tried to water me.
2. The Mexican Mariachi-Waitress Look
Excuse me, miss? Miss? I’m sorry, but our table is out of tortilla chips. Would you mind tilting your head over this way?
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