Cue Black Girls – Zollar and Threatte

cue black girls

 

Walk right when you done wrong from Cue Black Girls on Vimeo.

We know you done did it. We saw you in them handcuffs, so don’t even try to throw a jacket over your fool head as a disguise- child PLEASE! Who do you think you are fooling? Nobody. (but you might if you try these techniques)

Cue Black Girls (Keisha Zollar and Renee Threatte) – well you can blame Anne Hathaway for that one. And let me just establish it’s “Cue” not “Cute”…this isn’t porn, my mom watches the show. Anyway back to Anne Hathaway- I heart her. I have watched every single good (“Brokeback Mountain”, “Rachel Getting Married”) and crappy (ahem- “Bride Wars”) movie that she has been in. So when “Love and Other Drugs” came out I bought my ticket and plunked down to watch “Princess Diaries” have lots of sex with the “Donnie Darko”. Terrible. Just….terrible. Cliches all over the place from her dying, to the token minority sidekick coffee shop worker, and lame brother of the male lead with all the usual fat hatred jokes plugged into the necessary spots. But the cherry on top were the tender moments- where they added a track with some black lady wailing in the background like she had just caught the spirit at church. Oh lawd. [Read more...]

Data = Dung – Keisha Zollar

 

This character I discovered in a dream. My aunt and father had just gone to Senegal and brought back stories and wonderful clothes. And after I saw her in my dream I wanted to write a weird poop joke. I think body functions are funny.
- Keisha Zollar
www.KeishaZollar.com

The Marfa Stewart Show – Keisha Zollar


Funny woman Keisha Zollar is Marfa Stewart, keeping it real as she fixes up some of the best culinary dishes from the projects.

http://keishazollar.com/