Anal for Christmas ~ Kill The Band

 

happy ending

Well, it’s KILL THE  BAND’s first single from the new EP Happy Ending. The whole album is available for digital download everywhere you can buy music (iTunes, Amazon, Rdio, Spotify).

This punk cabaret rock album emphasizes humor and explores several music genres. “Punk-rock has a three way with rap and comedy while musical theater jerks off in the corner…” The hard copy is available at www.KILLYTHEKID.com

 

Funny Not Slutty Best on the Planet Winners!

Funniest on the planet awards

Sponsored by The Louise Log

1. Funniest Comedian on the Planet – Female

Tina Fey – Winner!

 

2. Funniest Comedian on the Planet – Male

Louis CK – Winner!

 

3. Funniest Actress/Actor on the Planet – Television

Kristin Wiig – Winner!

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Alter Ego’s Annual Toys for Tots SpectacuBenefitathon Dec. 16

christmas monkey

This month, a very special ALTER EGO gets naughty AND nice at our annual Toys For Tots Benefit! Killer Killy Dwyer is your holidazed hostess serving up a sparkly, spirited night of quirky, holiday themed vaudeville performances in this alt variety spectacuBenefitathon!

Dec. 16, 8pm – 11pm Show and Jingle Mingling
$5 suggested minimum donation (all proceeds go to Toys For Tots) AND an unwrapped, non-stuffed, new toy for a child
Raffles! Surprises! Santa! Marines! and ….
RSVP HERE


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We’re Back to the 80s on Funny not Slutty

Hello, and welcome to Back to the 80′s on Funny not Slutty. We have what I feel is the funniest week in the history of FnS, and that’s pretty funny. Look for original and classic 80s videos, 80s themed memes, blog posts and even a fab 80′s jukebox procured by our graphic designer, Lakia Ross.

Special thanks to Killy Dwyer, the Funny not Slutty Fairy, and her crew, Bill Chambers and Craig Schober for producing 3 vid promos.

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Funny not Slutty Fairy Does Friday the 13th

Back to the 80s on FnS

 

10 Women Who Rock Comedy

Have no fear, there are no ukuleles here. This is a collection of my favorite funny female singers who happen to actually rock. I thought it would be a good way to end the year at FnS.

I want to thank all of our columnists and contributors and everyone has helped to make FnS a geat place to go for comedy by women. You have kept me laughing all year. Watch for the “Year of FnS” for our top 20 list of most viewed posts that I’ll publish sometime on the 1st.

Happy New Year!
Jacki Schklar

Margaret Cho

Kate Rigg – Slanty Eyed Mama

 Killy Dwyer – Kill The Band


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Fund Kill The Band – Mockrockdocumentary and Album

ONLY 6 DAYS LEFT TO DONATE!!

 

killy the band

KILL THE BAND, starring Killy (the FnS Fairy), is leaving NYC and heading up to the woods to record their first fully visualized comedy concept rock album at Leopard studios.  While sequestered in the studio, Tridango Productions will shoot a  mockrockdocumentary of the “making of”  the album. KTB will take their Thanksgiving vacation to create a one of a kind experience for the listener/viewer.  This is not your mom’s musical comedy album!  With songs like “Don’t Attack Me With Your Happiness”, “Famous Baby”, “Girl Balls” and “Mock Bottom” you can expect to be surprised and will constantly find new, hilarious layers throughout this ridiculous experiment in music and comedy (Bright Side Of The Moon?).  

Victoria Jackson for President on Funny not Slutty

 Victoria Jackson for President on Funny not Slutty

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See Something Say Something Shoot – Killer Killy Dwyer

by Sara Gaddis

You might know Killy Dwyer.  You might’ve seen her on stage, crooning sweetly into a microphone while birthing a babydoll from her fishnets, or maybe pulling a diva move on her band, Kill The Band, and firing them all during the show?   Perhaps you may have seen her leading that group of surly gorillas through your neighborhood?  Maybe you saw her last Friday, caped and being chased by an angry group of tourists across the Brooklyn Bridge Park boardwalk?  That’s where I last saw her, and it was pretty goddamn terrific. [Read more...]

Funny AND Slutty – Leslie Goshko and Killy Dwyer

Click “Funny” at the end for us, please!

OK, maybe we ARE Funny AND Slutty…
..from the cutting room floor, too good to delete. Promos for their Frigid Festival shows to come.
Killy Dwyer - http://kellybdwyer.com/
Leslie Goshko – http://www.ohmygoshko.com/