It’s long been thought that either people can or can’t cook. Either you have a natural flair for the culinary arts and know exactly what spices to use, or you burn everything in sight.
There’s no in-between in this logic, and I defy that by existing today and not having wasted away into starvation long ago.
In fact, that grey cooking area is vast and full of questionable food, because some people are just too lazy to cook things properly. It’s not that you don’t know how to cook well or eat every meal out—it’s that you don’t care enough to make a huge meal every day for…yourself.
I am that woman. Share in my apathy, won’t you?
- Get out an egg
- Put that bitch in a bowl, shell and all
- Nuke it for 2 minutes.
- DONE. [Read more...]