Noa attempts to follow Pinterest beauty tutorials, and well…you’ll see…
Perfect Unimaginably Lazy Cuisine – Noa Gavin
It’s long been thought that either people can or can’t cook. Either you have a natural flair for the culinary arts and know exactly what spices to use, or you burn everything in sight.
There’s no in-between in this logic, and I defy that by existing today and not having wasted away into starvation long ago.
In fact, that grey cooking area is vast and full of questionable food, because some people are just too lazy to cook things properly. It’s not that you don’t know how to cook well or eat every meal out—it’s that you don’t care enough to make a huge meal every day for…yourself.
I am that woman. Share in my apathy, won’t you?
Poached-Ass Eggs
- Get out an egg
- Put that bitch in a bowl, shell and all
- Nuke it for 2 minutes.
- DONE. [Read more...]
Did Cheetara Just Rip Off That Little Pony’s Weave? – Noa
I look back on the ‘80s with deep-seated nostalgia, remembering a childhood where my sister and I were all of the cartoon icons all at once. Where my sister was Jem (Jerrica too, that bitch), I was all of The Misfits. Where she was a Carebear, I was the Ninja Turtle that slayed her. Where she was a Little Pony, I was A Master of The Universe.
It’s kind of a bummer that these characters we loved so much ended when tying the side of your t-shirt was cool. With a little hard work and some really good casting, we could bring them back in the most totally radical way possible. Characters keep their integrity, and their now-grown fans are entertained: we need to re-cast reality shows with 1980’s cartoons. [Read more...]
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