HAPPY HALLOWEEN! from LIZZY THE LEZZY

Stand up Comedy videos by LIZZY THE LEZZY – HAPPY HALLOWEEN – SPECIAL! – Episode 16 – http://www.lizzythelezzy.com

Top 10 Reasons Vatooing is Better Than Vajazzling

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The FnS Vagina Trifecta – Bryce Gruber, Lizzy the Lezzy and Jessica Delfino have a new top 10 list just for you! Take a look at the top 10 reasons why the newest vajay-jay trend might knock vajazzling out of pretty pussy contention

Bryce Gruber at The Luxury Spot brings the new vatooing phenomenon to our attention.

#10 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:

So that someone can invent special “Scratch n sniff” vatoo paint!

#9 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:

You don’t have to wonder whether the missing crystal that came unstuck has found its way up somewhere it shouldn’t.

#8 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:

You don’t have to try and pronounce “Swarovski”

#7 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:

Because nothing says “you’re not fucking me the right way” like a little glow in the dark paint on your pussy.

#6 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:

Safety first: you won’t chip your tooth on a vatoo.

#5 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:

Because people don’t really like Jazz that much, including on vaginas.

#4 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:

 Because everyone thinks that vajazzling is trashy, where as tattoos, especially around the va JJ immediately connote class.

#3 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling: 

 Pubes growing out between the cracks of the crystals is a guaranteed cock blocker.

#2 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:

 Seeing a tattoo of someone else’s name on your vagina just makes a guy want it more.

#1 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:

Most women are already used to having an irritating, repetitive prick around their vaginas.

More links on Vatooing, Vajazzling and Vaginas:

 

Jessica Delfino is “The Joan Baez of the Vagina Song.”

http://www.completelybare.com/ - they take care of the hair down there

Lizzy the Lezzy, Animated Lesbian Standup Comedy

More vajazzling and vagina humor on funnynotslutty.com

Lizzy the Lezzy is Available…on Sundance

 

SundanceChannel.com has just released five new animated shorts in honor of Pride month. They feature our favorite sassy, animated, lesbian stand-up comic “Lizzy the Lezzy”:

Lizzy shares her thoughts about love, lust, and homosexuality. Lizzy’s earlier shorts have been collectively viewed online over 3.4 million times.

Lizzy is currently available on Sundance’s website till the end of this month in celebration of Gay Pride


http://www.sundancechannel.com/lovelove/lizzy-the-lezzy/

LET CONSTANCE MCMILLEN TAKE HER GIRLFRIEND TO THE PROM!

by Lizzy the Lezzy

Lizzy the Lezzy

 

 LET CONSTANCE MCMILLEN TAKE HER GIRLFRIEND TO THE PROM!

Did you hear the one about the lesbian who wanted to take her girlfriend to the school prom, so the school canceled the prom for everyone? I kid you not…

How I wish I could have been a fly on the wall at that school board meeting: “Shit, we have lesbians in the school. Let’s cancel the prom for everyone and blame the lesbians for ruining everyone else’s fun.”

I keep thinking this whole thing is fake, a prank, some kind of media publicity stunt for tuxedos, or a promo for a feature film called “Lesbian Nightmare on Prom Night!” starring Samantha Ronson as Constance’s lawyer and Fred Phelps as the school principal. I keep thinking that suddenly we’ll discover that Constance isn’t really a lesbian and that she’s Balloon Boy’s long lost sister. [Read more...]

Top 10 Reasons to Vajazzle Your Vaj!

Top 10 Reasons to Vajazzle Your Vaj!

Top 10 Reasons to Vajazzle Your Vaj on Funny not Slutty!

Jennifer Love Hewitt shared her love for vajazzling on Lopez Tonight and now everyone wonders if vajazzling is for them. Two writers who have established their authority on vajazzled vajayjays here and here have come together on Funny not Slutty with the authoritative list of reasons to vajazzle! Where else but on FnS would Ruth Selwyn of Lizzy the Lezzy animated Lesbian standup fame and Bryce Gruber, Born again Virgin Editor of The Luxury Spot come together for you?  

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Vajazzling – How to vajazzle your vajayjay

Top 10 Reasons to Vajazzle Your Vaj!

Vajazzling – How to vajazzle your vajayjay like Jennifer Love Hewitt!

Lizzy the Lezzy

Lizzy the Lezzy

Hello. I’m Lizzy the Lezzy, and those of you who know me will know that I pride myself on knowing the ins and outs of vaginas and keeping up to date with twat trends. It turns out that the Brazilian wax is sooo 2009, and there’s a new minge movement towards going “completely bare with flair”, otherwise known as “Vajazzling”.

How to vajazzle your vajayjay!

When I first heard about vajazzling I was intrigued – I found it hard to imagine why anyone would want to cover their clitoris with crystals, especially Jennifer Love Hewitt who claims to have got vajazzled in order to feel better about herself after a break up.  But on delving deeper into the true art of vajazzling and learning how to vajazzle my vag, I realize that there’s nothing to be scared of and that the crystals are actually vajazzled onto the outside of one’s freshly waxed bare bikini area. Or, if you’re not into the sparkling look, you can have graffiti painted on instead. [Read more...]