LET CONSTANCE MCMILLEN TAKE HER GIRLFRIEND TO THE PROM!

by Lizzy the Lezzy

Lizzy the Lezzy

 

 LET CONSTANCE MCMILLEN TAKE HER GIRLFRIEND TO THE PROM!

Did you hear the one about the lesbian who wanted to take her girlfriend to the school prom, so the school canceled the prom for everyone? I kid you not…

How I wish I could have been a fly on the wall at that school board meeting: “Shit, we have lesbians in the school. Let’s cancel the prom for everyone and blame the lesbians for ruining everyone else’s fun.”

I keep thinking this whole thing is fake, a prank, some kind of media publicity stunt for tuxedos, or a promo for a feature film called “Lesbian Nightmare on Prom Night!” starring Samantha Ronson as Constance’s lawyer and Fred Phelps as the school principal. I keep thinking that suddenly we’ll discover that Constance isn’t really a lesbian and that she’s Balloon Boy’s long lost sister. [Read more...]