No matter how open I am with myself, there are so many things that I always seem to “conveniently” forget about in public situations. One being the fact that there are certain alcoholic beverages that basically turn me into a whore on any given day and/or night.
I know some of you reading this have witnessed this beautiful feat first hand, and for that I am truly sorry for making you relive that moment that you have tried so hard to block out of your memory. Whatever, shit happens.
I think all ladies need to remember this special fact. (Gentlemen, take note.) Seeing as we all have that “ special drink.” Personally, there are three specific types of alcohol that turn me into a Grade-A whore in under sixty minutes of consumption: champagne, red wine and tequila. [Read more...]