Top 10 Reasons Vatooing is Better Than Vajazzling

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The FnS Vagina Trifecta – Bryce Gruber, Lizzy the Lezzy and Jessica Delfino have a new top 10 list just for you! Take a look at the top 10 reasons why the newest vajay-jay trend might knock vajazzling out of pretty pussy contention

Bryce Gruber at The Luxury Spot brings the new vatooing phenomenon to our attention.

#10 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:

So that someone can invent special “Scratch n sniff” vatoo paint!

#9 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:

You don’t have to wonder whether the missing crystal that came unstuck has found its way up somewhere it shouldn’t.

#8 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:

You don’t have to try and pronounce “Swarovski”

#7 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:

Because nothing says “you’re not fucking me the right way” like a little glow in the dark paint on your pussy.

#6 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:

Safety first: you won’t chip your tooth on a vatoo.

#5 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:

Because people don’t really like Jazz that much, including on vaginas.

#4 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:

 Because everyone thinks that vajazzling is trashy, where as tattoos, especially around the va JJ immediately connote class.

#3 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling: 

 Pubes growing out between the cracks of the crystals is a guaranteed cock blocker.

#2 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:

 Seeing a tattoo of someone else’s name on your vagina just makes a guy want it more.

#1 reason vatooing is better than vajazzling:

Most women are already used to having an irritating, repetitive prick around their vaginas.

More links on Vatooing, Vajazzling and Vaginas:

 

Jessica Delfino is “The Joan Baez of the Vagina Song.”

http://www.completelybare.com/ - they take care of the hair down there

Lizzy the Lezzy, Animated Lesbian Standup Comedy

More vajazzling and vagina humor on funnynotslutty.com